Archive for June, 2007
Toilet Paper
June 18th, 2007I would have thought they’d pick an abstract expressionist painter, not a sculptor.
Are There Any Non-Electronic Instruments?
June 16th, 2007Ok, so the story, as we know it, is: Benjamin Franklin flies a kite, and discovers electricity. He patents it, and Gibson pays him a licensing fee to use it in their new Lightning Guitar (later renamed Electric Guitar because Lightning Guitar was a trademarked nickname used by Yngwie Malmsteem). Electricity was then used to […]
Permanent Residency ゲットだぜ！
June 7th, 2007I got my 永住権！
Too Old For Comedy
June 5th, 2007I’m too old for comedy. I don’t know when that happened. I remember when I was really young, I used to laugh so hard I needed to pee (I never actually lost bladder control, though). When I got a little older, that stopped happening, but I don’t know if that’s because I laughed less hard, […]
