Archive for October, 2008
I’m a Moron
October 19th, 2008The good news is, I’m not going to die of a heart attack. The bad news is, I don’t know how to count. Specifically, I’ve been counting my heart rate wrong. This possibility was broached to me by my dad, who said that there’s no way my heart could be beating the rate I was […]
Yet Another Cultural Difference
October 13th, 2008This one kinda piggy-backs on my last post about cultural differences, wherein I discuss how Japanese celebrities cannot admit to using drugs. I was reading on Wikipedia about bad movies, and I came across a few quotes / comments from celebrities about movies they had been in: George Clooney personally offered to refund anyone who […]
My Body is All Kinds of Screwed Up
October 13th, 2008So, I’m out of shape. Have been for a while, and I’ve been putting on the middle-aged paunch like nobody’s business. So I decided to start jogging. I’m taking it slow (I found a web site with an “introduction to jogging” workout schedule), though, to be fair, I misread the directions for week one (jog […]